Chapter 6: The Best Invention Ever

Of all of the machines and inventions of short-snouts, it is cars that are universally loved in the Dogiverse. Dogs love the speed of the views and air going by, testing our ability to analyze all of the smells we pass as quickly as we can breathe the experiences in.

Dogs have no idea how cars work, nor for that matter do most humans. But here is the interesting part- dogs don't realize that the underlying purpose of a car is to transport a human so that they can perform a task, e.g. to buy a shirt, or visit a friend. Most dogs, playful as they are, think that cars are large toys, acquired and maintained by their servants to give the dogs a special experience, roughly equivalent to an Evelyn Woods speed-reading course, or a theme park ride.

Yes, I agree, most dogs are tards.