Chapter 4: Dog Food is Such Crap

So I guess that I have to spell it out for our short-snout servants. Dogs prefer people-food to those dry pellets that we get fed day after day. Perhaps you've noticed from the hints that we drop at every meal.

I started thinking about this at the human gorge-fest called Thanksgiving. People talked about how they read that turkey should not to be fed to dogs (that means me!) because we have trouble digesting the meat. Are they kidding? For thousands of years, dogs have been ingesting every plant, animal, feces, stick and acorn that passed under our face. Our bodies keep the good stuff, and get rid of the bad. And we live through it.

Yes, there are a few items that humans should probably not send our way (garlic, raisins and chocolate, I've heard), but for all the other good stuff, please share it! I like what my pack likes. A nice cheeseburger and french fries hits the spot, thank you.